MEAT MACHINE GOES QUARKING, GIF

He's a man's man--what Byte Wrangler isn't?--but he's got a heart of gold. In fact, it's just about 24 carats after his silver one got ripped out during a particularly bloody battle for the outer Sledgelands. To Meat Machine's credit, it was a somewhat sizable Swamp Hedger, but he's not consoled by such things. "The only excuse in life is death." And since his Original Birth-Body Composition (OBC) was down to 36.5% last time he got Quarked, that line's starting to Blur a bit. But he's just happy to still be human enough to qualify for Tokem rations. These day's he's usually found wandering the hills of Stamish, taking the odd skeleton cleaning job here or there, chatting about The Previous with anyone who'll lend an ear.

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