EVEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE CAME FROM, GIF

But that doesn't put a hamper on ole Pocker O'Gudder from making every claim on the contrary, and for any soul who'll dare lend their ear, those dry lips of his will clickedy clackedy incessantly, going on and on, about how he's descended from the royal Gudderites from the Blester Star Cluster Complex, outer band regions, 53 Million Light Years away, in 'that' direction, always pointing randomly, all the time full-well knowing that every creature within a 15 mile radius knows that “regal” name of his was lifted from the billboard of the local mayonnaise manufacturing facility he sleeps underneath most every night, specifically the one down near Pocketown Heights, on Median Avenue, near the old cross station train tracks. But he's the kindest skeletal fellow around these shabby parts, and if you ever see him, don't be afraid to share with him a minute of your lovely time, to help lift up his heavy spirits.

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