Artifact, Print

Found entirely by accident between the 14th and 5th dimensions during CERN's bring your kid to work day when Mr Cooper's rotund toddler dropped a very common Pokémon card into the radiation accelerator beam, this artifact will tell you all the secrets of the universe, but only if you ask nicely enough. Mister Rogers and Bob Ross being corporeally unavailable, the US government settled on Keanu Reeves, and "requested" he romance the object for two straight weeks, but still nothing. Dig up this “Artifact” for yourself.

Transcendental Objects collection