Pocker O’Gudder

Even he doesn't know where he came from. But that doesn’t stop ole Pocker O’Gudder from claiming the contrary. For any soul who’ll lend an ear, his dry lips clickety-clack incessantly about descending from the royal Gudderites of the Blester Star Cluster, 53 million light-years away, always pointing in some random direction. Every creature nearby knows the “regal” name comes from the billboard of the local mayonnaise factory he sleeps under near Pocketown Heights. Yet he’s the kindest skeletal fellow around, and if you see him, don’t hesitate to share a moment—it lifts his heavy spirits.